Wednesday, January 13, 2010

Word of the Week: Cosmeticize

Cosmeticize (verb)

Pronounced:

kahz-MET-uh-syze

Definition:

To make (something unpleasant or ugly) superficially attractive

Example Sentence:

Julian attempted to cosmetize the financially driven decision to cut employee hours by announcing they would all be able to enjoy three-day weekends from now on.

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According to Merriam-Webster, “‘Cosmeticize’ first appeared in print in the early 19th century as a descendant of the noun ‘cosmetic.’ Originally, its use was often literal; with the meaning ‘to apply a cosmetic to,’ but today it is often used figuratively.”

Are you known for being too blunt? Are you tasked with breaking bad news? Try cosmetizing your everyday conversations with a little verbal rouge.

Here are a few fun examples of not-so-pleasant terms with “politically correct” alternatives from bored.com:

Bald: Folically independent

Clumbsy: Uniquely coordinated

Dead: Biologically challenged

Fat: Horizontally gifted

Gang: Youth group

Lazy: Motivationally deficient

Stained: Creatively re-dyed

Vomit: Unplanned reexamination of recent food choices

Worst: Least best

And finally…

Wrong: Differently logical

Definition and pronunciation taken from Merriam-Webster.

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